carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

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thewomanfromitaly:

whereart:

zerostatereflex:

Amazing Secret Monitor! (How To)

NICE.

I’m going to do this when I have a room mate, and its going to be grand.

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mescalineforbreakfast:

nttyfangirl:

kinkygeekgirl:

Ah haha well done!

Awesome!

Amazing. Laughed so hard at the Leia/Cersei one. 

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  • Person:

    I hate musicals

  • Person:

    They're so gay

  • Me:

  • Person:

  • Me:

  • Cop:

    Can you tell me what happened?

  • Me:

    He ran into my knife.

  • Me:

    He ran into my knife ten times.

  • Ensemble out of nowhere:

    HE HAD IT COMIN'

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

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how

how

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21974 Plays

brain-food:

Jesse Parent - “To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter”

ADDENDUM. 

the-fisher-queen:

calleo:

highenergyjewtrino:

A friend linked me these because he thought they’d be relevant to me, he was extremely correct.  If these pieces of advice aren’t relevant to you, improve yourself until they are.

[source]

A good chunk of Tumblr could benefit from this.

you have to win the game before you change the rules.
YOU HAVE TO WIN THE GAME BEFORE YOU CHANGE THE RULES.
you have to win the game before you change the rules.
YOU HAVE TO WIN THE GAME BEFORE YOU CHANGE THE RULES.

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everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

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calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.

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